saw an old gay guy in the costco food court wearing a bright pink shirt that said HATERS GONNA HATE. BUT NOT IF I STOP THEM and i have never wanted to be someone else so bad before
Audio Transcript:
Bugs Bunny: I’m tellin’ you, doc, they/them pussy is different
Daffy Duck: Aw, pussy is pussy. Just watch me.
*fireworks*
Daffy Duck: God damn
just realized that there were definitely celebrities who got infected in the last of us which is hilarious to think about. imagine getting attacked by a zombie and your last thought before you die is "is that fucking justin timberlake?"
op attended the destiel mass hallucination wedding, i promise you op does know about the cockles subplot in the game
if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw
I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.
i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter
wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be
thyrell.
just kill me
experiencing the lesbian equivalent of guys being convinced they could beat a moose in a fight or w/e. objectively i could not handle that but couldnt i?
I am 6'5" and almost 300lbs, and this is all I have to say on this matter.
why do you guys feel the need to lie to yourselves
human pet guy out here lookin like a sketch snake oil salesman in the old west and y'all wanna hit it?? man's got horse piss in bottle and he's tellin you it'll cure "the mad shakes"
Anonymous asked:
dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.
0x1-deactivated20220826 answered:
this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence
#lost in a fugue of penis delerium
credit to @midnight-coffeebreak
ORC FACTS
if you are up for it. having sex with one or several orcs can be a great time. try it this weekend
join faggot club today
the first rule of faggot club is you gotta talk to everyone about faggot club
"humans are naturally selfish and evil" factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,